What pisses me the ♥♥♥♥ of about it is how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nonsensical the lyrics are, the guy is saying that he wants different characters and the girl is saying that she already is ALL the characters that the guy suggests, how in the everloving ♥♥♥♥ does that make sense?? You can't be several characters at once! Or is the girl supposed to be different people every time she answers?? And another thing, when he suggests Bastion, she says that they should NERF Bastion which implies that he is an OP character, which would be a reason FOR picking Bastion, not the other way around. It's such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nonsense and it pisses me off

I refuse to have intercourse with slutty men who've had lots of sex with different women. Because every time they put their penis into a vagina it gets squeezed into a smaller size. Real men save their ♥♥♥♥♥ for marriage & god & their future wives so they can have giant virgin ♥♥♥♥♥.

When I was in 3rd grade, I was obsessed with the sound that comes from slapping my ♥♥♥♥ side to side. Basically, you have to rapidly twist your torso back and forth, propelling the penis to and fro, creating that slapping effect (you have to be buck naked). I even once thought of forming a ♥♥♥♥-slapping gang; whenever we beat up somebody, we would throw him on the ground, surround him, strip naked, and torment him with our ♥♥♥♥ slapping noises. That sound is so perfect and crisp that I also thought of using it as a means of communication. Please don’t make fun of me for this because I was young and it was a long time ago. Thank

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play junkenstiens revenge sometime its a really cool zomnic game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx