"...Sugar makes people fat. So it's a better idea not to have ice cream and desserts right?"

"Well, yeah, why did you ask that all of a sudden..."

"But if you add on a new choice of ice cream that come with comes with half of their original calorific value, you might end up trying it, right?"

"Well yeah, I'll probably eat two of them..."

"No what the f... Well, that's basically it."