straight to horny jail

HEY 👋🤣 you Turkey Lurkey SLUT‼️‼️🦃👯‍♀️👀 Its the last ⬅️ THIRST-DAY 💦👅in H🅾️E-VEMBER 🍁🍂🍃🗓 and that means its TH🅾️TSGIVING!!!!😳💦🦃🍁🍂🍃🦃🎉🎊🍴👅🤠 Todays the day 📆 u get 2 STUFF 🍑↩️😳🤤 ur PILGRIM PU$$Y 🌏⬅️⛵️👨‍🌾 with CUMpkin Pie 🥧🎃 Mashed HOEtatoes 🥔🔨 Green Bean Casser-Hole 🕳😫 Cran Bussy Sauce 🍑🥫💦🤤 and gobble 👅 gobble 👅👅 GOBBLE 👅👅👅 STUFFED TURKEY ASS 🦃🍗 til you B U R S T 🍽🥴💥😫💦 But while ur gettin corn bred 🌽🍞😈 dont forget 💭🙇‍♂️🤔 what 🙋‍♂️ Spanksgiving 🍑👏 is really about 😌📖 Get down 🐒🪑 hold ur old man’s hand 👴🤝 and tell him ur SO THANKFUL 😋🥰 🙏😩 for making u the Hungry Little Hoe u are 🥄👨‍👦🥵👯😘😘😘😘

sorry doge, was jorkin my ♥♥♥♥ so didnt have time to read that

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.

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