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"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:08pm

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:20pm

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."

Scare the living a few times.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:23pm

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."

Talk to Glottis about cravings.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:03pm

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:50pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:00pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:34pm

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:43pm

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:41pm

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:23pm

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:55pm

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:50pm

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:53pm

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:55pm

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"

Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:19pm

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:01pm

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:30pm

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:05pm

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:59pm

"Consider it an homage."

Have Olivia recite one of your poems.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:53pm

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:37pm

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:10pm

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"

Visit with Maximino.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:40pm

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:44pm

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:44pm

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:49pm



The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
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