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Benjamin Mileikowsky
Tel Aviv, Israel
hallo saars

yea i'm pretty good
it's not a 1v5, it's 5 1v1s

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hallo saars

yea i'm pretty good
it's not a 1v5, it's 5 1v1s

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CCP : Dr.Wenliang:, I'm MSS.
WHO : He wasn't alone.
CCP : Uh, you don't get to bring pathogens.
Dr.Wenliang :: I-it's just a cold.
CCP : Don't worry, no charge for them.
CCP : And why would I want them?
WHO : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the virus... the beer girl.
CCP : Corona? Get 'em on board, I'll call it in.
CCP : The virus study I just filled with the Center lists me, my men, and Dr.Wenliang: here, but only one of you! FIRST ONE TO GET CULTURED GETS TO STAY IN MY HOSPITAL!
(((WHO))) PAID YOU TO INFECT Dr.Wenliang:?

-Silence, met with the sound of an alcohol spray bottle-

CCP : HE DIDN'T INCUBATE SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
TELL ME ABOUT Corona:! WHY DOES SHE COME FROM THE SEAFOOD MARKET?

-Silence-

LOT OF LOYALTY FOR AN INANIMATE RNA INJECTOR!
Corona :: Perhaps he's wondering why someone would spray a culture with alcohol before dumping the experiment.
CCP : At least you can talk. Who are you?
Corona : It doesn't matter who we are... What matters is our infectivity.

-CCP gets test results confirming Corona-

Corona :: No one cared who I was 'till I left the bat.

-CCP gestures to Corona's HAZMAT suit-

CCP : If I pull that off will you die?
Corona : It would be extremely painful
CCP : You're a serious virus.
Corona : For you.
CCP : Was getting caught part of your plan?
Corona : Of course!
Corona : Dr.Wenliang: refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what vaccines he gave you.
Dr.Wenliang : Nothing! I spread nothing!
CCP : Well congratulations, you got yourself caught!
HAZMAT : Sir?
CCP : Now what's the next step of your master plan?
Corona : Crashing this planet... WITH NO SURVIVORS!

-anon begins to scrub down for HAZMAT level 3-

Corona : No! They expect one of us in the burn piles, brother!
anon : Have we started an infection?
Corona : Yes! The infection rises!
Dr.Wenliang : [Incoherent screaming while stroking out]
Corona : Calm down, Doctor. Now is not the time for fear... That comes later!.
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Your boy Daugcon is an absolute dogsh!t monkey. Just an FYI
Solaire 5 Jun @ 1:12pm 
+rep Believes in Santa claus
LimeOzzy 26 Apr @ 11:46am 
How related are yours parents? Like cousins or siblings?
LimeOzzy 25 Apr @ 12:44am 
Hope this man and his bf are doing well