crazy guy
Dallas, Texas, United States
 
 
Hey guys whats up. Um, one of my family members today was talkin about evolution and uh yknow humans transitionin from monkeys to humans. And it got me to thinkin, could you imagine the first stages of evolution?
Yknow you're a monkey, youre jus sittin around with your monkey wife, shes pregnant, havin a baby, everythin seems to be goin fine. Yknow, nothin out of the ordinary. Then all of a sudden, yknow, your Mom, your family, they start just runnin around just freakin the ♥♥♥♥ out, all of a sudden you hear "OOO OO AAH AAH OO AAAAAA OHOO OOO HOO" which roughly translates to human language as "♥♥♥♥♥, who the ♥♥♥♥ you been ♥♥♥♥♥♥, that aint my baby! That ♥♥♥♥♥ aint even got no hair!"
But, in the end, you decide to raise this hairless lookin thing that you have no idea what the hell it is really. Because after all, youre a good monkey, you dont want it to go without a dad. And one of these days yknow when the kid gets to about 12 - 13 years old, yknow youre sittin around, once again youre sittin around with your monkey wife just eatin a banana, yknow thinkin your day is goin great, then all of a sudden the kid hollers out, "HEY DAD, QUIT ACTIN LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MONKEY, WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK THIS IS, A JUNGLE? PICK YOUR ♥♥♥♥ UP!"
Which of course pisses you off, and you start hollerin at his lil ass, "OOH OO OOH AH EEE EEE OOO OO" But of course he aint gon listen to you cause hes better'n you, so he gets in your face and hes like, "Dad, I aint gotta listen to you ya lil ♥♥♥♥♥ ass hairy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
So in the end of course youre all sad, just a lil sad monkey sittin around eatin your banana, bangin on your rock cause even your female monkey dont want you anymore, because she says she wants a real monkey, not a lil ♥♥♥♥♥ monkey that cant even correct their son.
Basically what the ♥♥♥♥ I'm tryin to say is that I don't know if evolution is real or not, but if it was, if thats the way it really happened, if we come from monkeys, DAMN I wish I was there in the first days cause you know that ♥♥♥♥ had to be funny as hell.

Until the next time Stay High, be Breezy and enjoy life guys.
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