♥♥♥♥ YOU!!

dear foot washer,

been a while huh? i still have the pictures of you washing your feet in the tub.. good times.. unfortunately i have decided to move on from that lifestyle, so with a heavy heart i must say my feet and toes are off limits. no more casual foot and toe holding. i’m sorry.. i know this news must hit you hard.. but i do believe amazon sells fake feet you can mess with!

Howdy partner! Thanks for the "+rep" comment on my profile! I really appreciate you commending my reputation, this service will not go unnoticed! Have a splendid day and may I say, +rep to you as well on this fine day!

come thru shawty bae

let's eat hot cheetos and frito bean dip texan style. Yee Haw!