Officer 'Blue-ridge' sharp shot stilson, confiscated pack of mexican brick brand from my backpack, said next time its a penny shot while i'm waiting for the bus.

- rep, so dumb he thought a quarterback was a refund

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Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Ye blew this fire that burns Ye, bellowous breathes breath in deep to stoke the coal stained skin of the peasantry. Fitments and finery of town town guard adorn sheep that are herded by dogs that lay with pigs paraded as royalty, thee only place befitting these apple stuffed swine be the pike atop bonfire BLASPHEMY!!!!!

decked by side mirror mid-miranda rights +4000 points✅

Congrats on the graduation from Cedar Point officer! they finally taught you how to laugh and have fun! Bright and pearly white futures ahead for you!!!

Congrats on the graduation from Cedar Point officer! they finally taught you how to laugh and have fun! Bright and pearly white futures ahead for you!!!

-rep he's a toxic schizophrenic player

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$wacked

Bodycam still off doe

ok why is he bodycam actually off doe?? 🤨😜😳

Fat gaming prick who couldn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ save her

ACAB

*infinite goodnight kisses* - homie

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i was gunna comit suicide because my step dad beat my hamseter to death with a club but when i saw this profile i founs there was more to life so snuck into my stepdads room while he was fast asleep and slipped my 3 inch ♥♥♥♥ into his slimy little mouth until i came all over his face and chest. he woke up livid and dug up my dead hamster out of the backyard and loaded the little guys cold dead body into a sweaty gym sock and beat me so hard i started to cry for mr giblets to come back to life and take me with him to the hamster afterlife.

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forgive english, i am Russia.
i am here little time. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also.
We sex together.i never tell i gay because i am very shame. As i ♥♥♥♥ this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? i dont no but it spurt it feel very good in American ass

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