Gorg, founder of Steve Jobs, progenitor of life, a being above all, so wide and magnificent in all his glory he bestowed his alluring, voluptuous presence upon us. Thickness unquantifiable, immeasurable even, pulchritudinous hips that conserve all momentum, and thus his asscheeks quake with every step, clapping evermore for us to hear. Rhythmic and harmonic his sounds fill us all with mirth and joy. I yield my wife and daughter to you; they are yours to keep as sustenance to maintain this melodic tune. We bask in all that you are, but we are neither worthy nor wide enough to take you all in. Give praise, for Gorg has no equal.

Gorg, smelling the table and staring at the pencil since 2012

Wider than he looks
G O R G

pa-pa-papa
pa-pa-papa-pa-pa-papa
pa-pa-papa

rest in peproni sweet prinse

he ded.