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Recent reviews by License to Krill

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0.7 hrs on record
Crashed 5 times in 43 minutes of gameplay, running on a 4090 and 7800x3D. Take a rain check on this until it works properly.
Posted 24 March.
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681.4 hrs on record (273.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This game provides infinite entertainment due to the insanely high skill ceiling, as well as fuels my crippling gambling addiction thanks to the skin/case mechanics. If you're looking to lose hours of your life and a portion of your savings, then CS:GO is the game for you!
Posted 7 May, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
10/10 story, beautiful art style, and very effective atmosphere. A must-have for any story-driven gamers out there. Recommended to everyone.
Posted 29 July, 2014. Last edited 27 November, 2017.
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7.3 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
Short, but to the point; A nice and interesting story tying together interesting gameplay mechanics and perfectly set pacing.
10/10 emotionally gripping and fun as hell
There's also Void Mode for you insane masochists out there.
Posted 9 July, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
By the Lords, I have never played another game this amazing in my life. As the owner of a smalltime dildo manufacturing company operating out of Gloscow, Scotland, my trucker (his name cannot be spoken by mortal tongue) has experienced the most lifelike simulation of Eurotruck driving ever delivered by computers. The cars I crash into and flip off bridges realistically take no damage while my truck is totalled and the drivers sue me. The stoplights stay red for the standard five minutes. There are hot air baloons even when there is a massive storm that threatens to destroy the country. The graphics are so amazing and realistic that it even displays an "arousal" meter. When filled, your driver empties his semen tanks all over the dash because the game is just so good. Thankfully, I can play this game with one hand so I can violently masturbate with the other. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to truely enjoy the beauty of Euro Truck Simulator 2.
Posted 9 December, 2013.
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1 person found this review helpful
25.1 hrs on record (16.1 hrs at review time)
Literally just for screwing around. Fun and flexible.
Posted 20 October, 2013.
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23.1 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Why you all aren't buying this game and destroying massive bosses, fighting intense battles against both your fellow man and the voliatile Akrid menace, and hording T-ENG like a fat kid with cupcakes is a mystery to me.
9/10
Posted 19 October, 2013.
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