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no more shayne
no more hyperphantasia
no more of my photo-genic memory that I have
Monday is the beginning of my a new chapter. A new life where there will be no psychopaths out to get me. Time to go back to being a vegetable and having a good time.
I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass every day for the past 11 years.That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass!You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You aren't better than me, because your pennies have been up my ass!
Why've you gone and lied on the internet..?
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