Recent reviews by Sherman

My Legs are OK

kind of want my 20 cents back

best ten dollars I've ever spent

goat/10 would headbutt peaceful demonstrators again

I found a naked barbarian outside caldera and now he won't stop following me.

works 60% of the time, all the time

bad guy chased me into water and got eaten by a shark.
11/10 will feed sharks again

there's a lot of sqaures. i like squares.

1997/10

good game, awful port.

this game would be phenominal if the developers actually put some time into optimizing it for pc. unfortunately, this port happens to be one of the sloppiest i've ever seen; plagued with graphics errors, wonky ai pathing, vehicle physics glitching, and the most infuriating of all the BSOD without any type of warning. like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it looks like a pre alpha release. fix your ♥♥♥♥ undead labs.

but all in all its actually a lot of fun, if you canlook past all the glaring issues of course.

i mean it was $.99

if there were a "wat" option for the recomendation, i would probably use that. gameplay and graphics-wise, this game is leaps and bounds ahead of its predecessor. but what it really draws upon is the spooky mysterious 5 years in between the events of the two games. that would be all fine and dandy if the game actually answered any of the questions it makes you think will be answered. i suppose thats not quite fair though, the ending sets you up for a third game and a probably amazing end to the series; but in order to make kotor 2 actually worth anything, there absolutely NEEDS to be that third game. otherwise the end will drive you to insanity just because it's absolutely mind boggling. kotor 2 would be ok between two other very strong games, but without that third strong link, kotor 2 falls limp.

now on the other hand, if you fell into a deep saucy love with kotor 1 and eagerly thirst for every meager shred of information on the character you became so attached to for that unwashed, smelly week (or however long you sat in your own filth glued to your computer screen) then with this game you will find a plethora of mismatched pieces to a puzzle that was never complete in the first place.

basically it was to kotor 1 and the prequel trilogy was to the original trilogy.

also hk-47's really funny so i guess thats a plus