Ever since I was a wee lad, I noticed my penis was a bit large. I thought it was normal, untill my mom bathed me with my brother and I saw his little wee wee compared to mine, I couldn't help but point at it and mock it. A few months later when I started kindergarden, the teacher inspected our ♥♥♥♥♥ for the monthly ♥♥♥♥ inspection, and noticed my large ♥♥♥♥. I was very young but I could still see he was very envyous of my humongous ♥♥♥♥, knowing he will never be as big, he called my mom and told her a doctor should see my penis. The doctor said he had never seen such an amazing specimen of a dong, that was the first moment I saw pride in my mom's eyes. I cherish these memories, as the ♥♥♥♥ inspection was the pinnacle of any month for me, seeing all the other pathetic little weiners. I loved watching the other kids take quick glances of my ♥♥♥♥ in fear and shame.

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