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12.5 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
What the f***, I swear to god I press tab for a whole second, why the F*** did it shoot my leg again?

Just break those glasses with pistol whip or something, why do I need to spend my precious bullet to literal glass pane?

I SWEAR I SHOT THAT DRONE AT LEAST 3 TIMES, WHY IS IT STILL FLYING TOWARD ME

You died
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Sleeper (2/5)
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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0.7 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Dear developer:

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sadoistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Kindly, me.
Posted 15 March, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,083.7 hrs on record (55.5 hrs at review time)
You'll build a hallway that can systemically cremate primitive tribesman alive, and take hearts and liver out of captured prisoners and sell them.

Not because you want to see their suffering, or just for fun.

You do it because it is efficient.

9.5/10 Space psycho simulator.
Posted 2 January, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
365.4 hrs on record (53.4 hrs at review time)
To all attackers:

May your eternal struggles against pulse and shotgun roamers bear fruit someday


9/10 would pulse again
Posted 6 August, 2016.
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26 people found this review helpful
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24.1 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
PASS THE WHISKEY

PASS THE WHISKEY

PASS THE WHISKEY

URGGH SANTA MARIA
Posted 24 July, 2016.
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83.0 hrs on record (50.2 hrs at review time)
You finally understand why movie stereotype commander sacrifice 20 men instead of one tank

10/10 would send 20 mails to sad mothers again
Posted 30 June, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
54.8 hrs on record (25.6 hrs at review time)
빗나감 2

지금 대체로 긍정적이라 살지 말지 고민하는 사람들이 많을텐데 부정적 평가를 보면 타이머가 너무 빡세다, 최적화가 쓰레기다 이 두개가 70%임.

타이머 미션은 약간 빡셈. 근데 눈물흘리면서 동서남북으로 광광 우럭따 할정도는 아닌듯? 그냥 경계도배만 해서 엑스컴1 깼던 사람들이 빡친것 같음. 정말... 나는 타이머가 너무 좆같아... 하는 사람들은 Timer tweaks 라는 모드를 쓰면 해결. 적당히 편하게 만들어줌. (비스토리 미션 4턴 추가, 스토리미션은 2턴 추가.)

최적화가 좀 거지같긴 한데, 안티앨리어싱 하고 엠비언트 오클루전, Vsync 끄고 나머진 풀 하니까 970M으로 40~50프레임 정도로 원활히 플레이 하고있음. 가끔 컷신이 뚝뚝 끊길때가 있는데 너무 재밌어서 그런건 신경을 안쓰게 됨... 그래도 최적화를 좀만 더 잘 해줬으면.. 곧있으면 고쳐 줄려나?

초보자 팁:
1. 첫판은 그냥 버린다고 생각하고 막 굴리다가 두번째 판 새로시작 하는게 훨씬 재밌음.
2. 복제신호기는 진짜 개씹갓갓템임.
3. 수류탄 조와요.
4. 섬광탄 쓰면 적 대부분이 특수능력 못씀.
5. 사이오닉 조와요.
6. 90%는 100%가 아니다.


결론- 갓겜임. 엑스컴1 보다 더 재밌는듯.
Posted 8 February, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
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13.8 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
적어도 한국에서는 80퍼센트 확률로 꼰대들이 군기잡는 놀이 하는 게임

역시 헬조선 아니랄까봐 플레이시간,나이로 꼰대짓 하는걸 볼수 있다.

정말, 진짜 군대를 다시 가고 싶다면 아르마 한섭은 당신의 욕구를 조금이나마 충족시켜줄수 있을것이다.

시-발 기지에서 오토바이 타고 돌아다녔다고 어드민이 죽이고 보이스로 지랄하는 겜은 처음보네
Posted 24 December, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
155.8 hrs on record (29.1 hrs at review time)
FPS성애자들을 위한 스카이림인 거시다...
Posted 16 November, 2015.
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22.2 hrs on record (17.6 hrs at review time)
판타지 게임을 별로 안좋아 했는데..이건 7시간 연속으로 했음. 친구들이랑 같이하면 중독성이 제곱배...
Posted 25 November, 2014.
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