The Dildo of Consequences often comes Unlubed

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Ten thousand light years from earth in a constellation far, far away, there is massive cloud of alcohol. It’s space booze.

Discovered in 1995 near the constellation Aquila, the cloud is 1000 times larger than the diameter of our solar system. It contains enough ethyl alcohol to fill 400 trillion trillion pints of beer. To down that much alcohol, every person on earth would have to drink 300,000 pints each day—for one billion years. . 　 　 　　 . . .
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+rep This guy taught me japanese and bought me a nice car only to then chop off all my extremities and build a new human with them.

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