GENERAL's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 5:58pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 3:51pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2017 @ 6:05am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2017 @ 7:16am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 4:06pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2017 @ 6:52am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 7:38am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 9:56am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 3:21pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 4:42pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:55pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 7:11pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 4:49pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2017 @ 6:32am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 7:15am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 7:24pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 3:35pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2017 @ 10:20am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 5:46pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 7:54pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 9:54am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 4:40pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2017 @ 6:05am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 9:09am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 10:24am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2017 @ 6:49am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 4:09pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2017 @ 6:35am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 5:23pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 4:13pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 6:54am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 4:25pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 5:03pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 4:26pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:56pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 7:58pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

4 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

11 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

4 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

27 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

28 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

8 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30