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this man was genetically modified to be the perfect autist, there is no one as mentally deficit as him and i wouldn't have it any other way <3

This man is the king mommie. Once he changes your diaper, you will be forever changed. No more changies necessary. This king mommie has accumulated hundreds of changies, without a single poo poo stain on his apron. Respect the king mommie. Ask politely, and he may just changie you. Also, if you successfully make a poopie so stinky and drippie that he touches it and gets a poo poo stain, he is dethrowned as the king mommie. Poopie away if you dare, but you will never stain this king mommies diaper apron.

+rep gives a real solid suck

like my mom

Man you sure are sexy