Recent reviews by Holy Water Enemas Ltd.

Tries to be Jak 2: Renegade but doesn't really succeed that well. Platforming is janky, ninja kick and spin kick kind of overlap too much, hard to tell when you're supposed to use one or the other. I question some level design choices. REALLY hard to tell which jumps are intended and which combination of moves you're supposed to do unreasonably often for a 3D platformer.

I gave up on the boss fight because I couldn't read the game developer's mind to figure out what he wanted me to do. I also never found out what the blue bar is underneath enemies' health bars, or why there need to be like 6 different damage number colors (or damage numbers at all).

Good concept but needs a lot of work. I just made me want to play Jak 2 to be honest.

Classic Gestures

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum I was raised in.

15 AETHILLION COPIES SOLD

SMASH ULTIMATE AND MELEE PLAYERS PLAYING IN TOURNAMENTS

#RIVALSSWEEP

They're wobbling so much. More than any other costume, actually.

They pulled a Disco Elysium. Although in this case the publisher isn't the only one at fault, as the dev team's financial incompetence, inability to make good on crowdfunding promises, and their general lack of confidence in the strength of their own product CERTAINLY didn't help.

Deux Ex but you're on bath salts at 3AM.

You will be bullied into oblivion for making mistakes you're not even aware you're making, and then your teammates will just sit there and seethe, refusing to elaborate on what you did wrong. You're just expected to read people's minds. Great game.

Only Ubisoft could make something as simple as digital UNO into a crashy, buggy mess. 10/10.

When you're out blasting some droids on Alderaan some Republic shmuck comes up and says something so Mandophobic that you gotta hit him with that carbonite stare: