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Mulder: Hey, Scully, if you could be somebody else for a day,
who would it be?
Scully: Hopefully myself.
Mulder: That's so boring!
"The X-Files: Small Potatoes"
Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might
think you're hot.
"The X-Files: E.B.E"
🐊 ✈ 📒 ✈ 📕 ✈ 📀 ✈ 💚 ✈ 🎽 ✈ 🏓 ✈ 💙 ✈ 🔋 ✈ 👑 ✈ 📘 ✈ 🚗 ✈ 🎁 ✈ ⛳
1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recomend you surgery process;
2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;
3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;
4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;
5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;
Any other questions, we're here to help.
Please contact ashamedofsmalldick@impotence.com
Have a nice evening you have nothing to be ashamed of.