Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.

I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."

And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here's why:

Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.

Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

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Gracie's mom has got a strap-on.
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Gracie can't you see your moms strappy is just for me
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Gracie do you remember when you mowed your lawn
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typical for the king run for seabybealcupper. auto picks hunter and unironically makes himself a white male with a beard, first fight an armor+ candy drops, but he insta uses it and says "I need it incase my dodge fails". blacksmith says w/e. Later gets splint mail and auto grabs to sell because "If we have good dps u won't need to tank." buys expensive bow then sells it for 20% value 1 turn later when he finds one with 1 more damage. Begs for money to buy gear, and refuses to end turn until it is given to him. Keeps taking mage and tank gear and selling it. Engages battle with teammates not even nearby. "I need EXP! I can own this anyway".

Gets godsbeard but keeps it even though mage has party heal. "Dude it's just incase!". Proceeds to hog heal items and use them as soon as he takes any hits. "What if I get one shot?" 50 turns later is one shotting everything "told u it would pay off". Gets into dungeon fight, teammates die in one hit from boss due to low levels and hogged gear. "Lol you guys suck watch this." uses all his focus points and misses on boss. proceeds to fail his rolls and dodge in epic bad luck streak. Dies to boss. Run failure. "WTF ♥♥♥♥ TEAMS FAULT!!!"

I went to Pre School with this guy, he always tried to ♥♥♥♥ the school sheep. Worse part is, we didn't have a sheep, It was just some mentally handicap kid in a wheel chair.

typical deep rock galactica for sealclubber, starts in lobby, guy offers him a few slammers, he says no, gets offered a "Safe for work" red rock. He takes it, says the 1% camera blur is too much, and chugs 4 leaf lovers. goes into mission totally sober, isn't even drunk IRL. meanwhile teammate who drank 8 slammers and is piss drunk irl expertly owning bugs and mining with his dwarven sniper rifle. clubber sees a gold mine vein, takes one pick at it and leaves 75% of it and says "it's good enough!!!" when his drunk team mate sombers over in a dizzy double vision state to mine the rest.

finally the drill is finished mining the hearthstone and loretta pops off. all 3 other team mates tell clubber we need to save loretta as clubber sprints off towards the drop pod screaming "ROBOT LIVES DON'T MATTER", after 15 seconds clubber gets owned by a swam of bugs as he tries to sprint solo in the dark to the drop pod. team is already at drop pod with loretta despite being all drunk IC and IRL since they followed the other robot Molly. clubber screams in mic "IT WAS THE TEAMS FAULT" no one saves him because he left loretta behind, rocket takes off without him. Babysealclubber is offline.

Basically a guy who used to be almost cool. He played games at least once a week, but then he got a girlfriend. She forced him into slave labor making $4/hr at Dutch Brothers Coffee CO. It was going well for awhile until everyone working there turned him onto some Anti-Patriarchy and SJW propaganda. The last time I seen him he was in the all womans march with his girlfriend/matriarch. Apparently he/she changed their name to Gracie because it was less offensive to women. I don't know what ever happened to Gracie. The last time I seen she. I beat her ass in Epic Chicken Horse 20 - 0. They screamed the C word and her girlfriend banned him from video games forever. R.I.P Gracie Bludress 2004-2020

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play Rust sometime its a really cool game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :DealWithFat: sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xoxo

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typical diablo 3 hardcore run for babysealclubber 1. insists on going wizard even tho hes bad at it and never gets teleport 2. does 3 rifts on normal, gets to level 20-30 and proclaims he beat hardcore mode 3. says its too easy and bumps it to torment 1 4. yells at his teammates to tank while he does a "sick glass cannon all damage strat" 5. says dw it will be worth it 6. charges solo into elite molten fireball and gets blown up 7. complains it was the teams fault for not tanking 8. goes on forums and complains teleport is UP.

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typical COH2 match for babysealclubber 1. yells at teammates to cap points while he does a "sick early game flank" with his kubelwagen 2. gets blown up by 2 rear echolon 3. complains it was the teams fault for not flanking 4. hordes all fuel and doesn't build a single tank to get a tiger tank. 5. says dw it will be worth it 6. charges tiger tank solo into enemy base and gets blown up 7. complains it was the teams fault for not flanking. 8. goes onto forums and complains USF OP.

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wtf this guy once was cool, but now all he does is text his gf and play xbox...................i invited him 1 time to arma 3 and he went "nah gotta go work out at the gym with my gf and play xbox" ........................ and u think smoking mariajuanea doesn't kill??? D.A.R.E

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play Bad Rats sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

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here lies grayson, he was beaten and sissified by his matriarch, and then she grounded him off pc games for life, and had to go back to console. He tried to play an fps, and killed himself 45 minutes later. R.I.P in peace 2004 - 2014.

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