You're not a dish, you're a man. Most name brand bars and body washes you rub on your skin are classified by the FDA as synthetic detergent. *Faints* It's not even real soap. Stop Marinating your man meat in unholy ingredients that are harmful to you well being, body and sperm count *Snaps* Start treating your body to the natural nourishing lathering goodness of doctor squatch soap. Get ready to step out of the shower feeling alive.