Recent reviews by Commander Hunkbeefy (◉人ヽ)

One of my favortie games

you suck at it? every time you lose you start over with your store and inventory inteact, so it becomes easier with every new try

bow down to capitalism, shill every day to survive it, gain your clients trust so you can sell them everything at 130% value, it´s beautiful

save your game, go to the dungeon for items to fuse, you lost? load your save and try again, otherwise it´s not worth it

get advanced orders, forget about them every time, Louei sold you a sandwich? he´s back an hour later ready to buy it back

perfect graphics, pixel art doesn´t age so the game looks good even 15 years later

this game is an absolute meme and it´s beautiful, go buy it and enjoy your monetary abuse, the game isn´t very long even if you need some extra tries to finish it, absolutely recommended

Gotta say, got what I wanted

the puzzles are unpredictabe as in it´s always hard to tell what you´re assembling until you´re almost done, it looks really good without setting my potato on fire and the music is really good, though repetitive

if you want a puzzle game, go for it

I don´t get the negative reviews, if you´re having trouble with combinations just play with a controller and all becomes second nature, and this is coming from someone who can´t play fighting games at all

so far I´m loving the game 100%, fun characters and straightforward story that doesn´t waste your time, backtracking isn´t annoying since there´s always something new and the maps aren´t too big so you just get by real quick

it´s easy to know where to go and what to do, puzzles are there but aren´t a pain to figure out, and the fact that there are no items or even money means there´s no grinding at all (thanks god for that)

overall I give the game a 9/10 so far, only issue I have is that it crashes if I launch it fullscreen but the launcher editor is there for a reason, launch it windowed and change to full ingame, there you go

if you´re tired of 60+ hour RPGs that bog you down with sidequests and grinding give this game a go, as long as you have a controller you´ll surely enjoy this one

Seeing how everyone is complaining about a bug I think I´ll stop right where I left off

My main complaint is that there´s not relaxed mode, so you´ll have to race against the clock to get all the keys instead of, you know relax and solve some puzzles when you´re trying to pull an all-nighter

go play Alice´s Patchwork 2 if you want a better, bugless experience, it´s almost free on sale too

Needed to pull an all-nighter, this game helped me out tons, just turn on relaxed mode and enjoy
Tons of trophies and achievements too, for how cheap it is on sale it´s totally worth picking up

This game had so much potential, it was gorgeous and exactly my type of game

Sad the people running it were a bunch of greedy idiots, this could´ve been a huge hit if it wasn´t P2W

I´m honestly sad to see it gone, really hope something special comes from it if they learn their lesson

Gotta say, a thousand hours in and I´m still having fun with how costumizable and dinamic this game is, always something to do
Best part aside from this is probably the community, this has to be the most dedicated and friendly community I´ve ever seen in a n online game

One of the greatest ps2 classics, legit one of my favorite games
this might be Nostalgia bias talking, but the game is still fun even today
the controls are confortable, it has simple, but memorable characters, and even though there´s plenty of stuff you can do for extra money/supplies, you are not forced to do it at all, so that´s another + for you guys that hate backtracking
Overall it´s a 9/10 for the Steam version, it would be a 10/10 if it wasn´t for the slight texture glitch, but even then it´s barely noticeable an hour into the game

Some say it´s a poor man´s Smash, and it pretty much is
but it has this charm to it too, smooth controls and all characters feel different from each other
plus it´s great to play with friends
but the most important + is
you can play it on your potato
10/10 for that alone

After 40 hours I can now honestly say this is one of my favorite games on Steam
It´s been a really long time since I found a game this immersive
the atmosphere is insane, the narrator is brilliant, each successful dungeon feels so rewarding
The fact that your characters can die actually matters for once, because in DSD, they stay dead
The game is tough, it´s hard, and it´s unforgiving, but never unfair
I reccomend Darkest Dungeon to anyone who is looking for a challenge, a game that doesn´t hold your hand and instead slaps you in the face and tells you to man up