coolest items i've seen in the wild :)

hi, added ;3

+rep, thx for game

So you're going by "gas" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Josh from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you swirlies in highschool. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Jessica the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a Lifted Ram 3500 Laramie with the 6.7-liter Cummins Turbo Diesel I6. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic...

always a team player

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.