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farting scary buh

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly i'm like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry i'll be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn't flirting i swear i'm just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx XOX PLS SEND FEET

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly i'm like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry i'll be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn't flirting i swear i'm just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx XOX PLS SEND FEET

august the 8th be with you

YeYeast thankful

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although,I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience Consider me ur jett?

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Yeah Uhm
Burger Tank!!!!

this a burger tank?

As pride month comes to a close, send this to everyone who is your steam friend that is gay to tell them that you support them for who they are.

Red Ball: Hey Shawty!

Woooh this is getting intense..

dont you understand what downdooting does to a man..

Downdoot

Hehee thank you Omniman

copypasta

Did you manually replace every L and R in that sentence with W?

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THE BIRD

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CHRISTMAS EVE

happy christmas eve!!

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Also invest in Glumbocoin!! Its 9D AND edible!!!! #Glumbocoin2theMoon!!

YOU are NOT SPONSORING yourself on MY PROFILE

Vote for Godfrey G. Golden this election!! #Golden2024

Yippeee!!!

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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

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🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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God bless your soul Slash

july the 7th be with you!!

stellareis !

may the 23rd be with you

may the tenth be with you

may the 8th be with you 🥰🥰

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I really like new holy nedlyonette he's silly

um Mr. Grandpie

evil homer moment

:3

this guy slonked my ♥♥♥♥ silly style do not trust this guy at all

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I do NOT like zote sometimes, but I guess.. you get what you get and you don't pitch a fit

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you're the one that came talking to ME

don't talk to me anymore

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 >w>