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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

Mad I have way more Chromosomes than her.

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TL;DR - If you don't understand that pound of feathers and a pound of steel weigh the same there is no TLDR, you need to read this whole thing. I could make this longer but if you don't understand the basic concept of mass and weight then me making this longer will not do you any good.

Anyone who does not understand this is a ♥♥♥♥ing idiot and needs to go back to middle school or high school where you should have learned this ♥♥♥♥, if you school never taught you this then everyone in charge of the decision making when it comes to curriculum should be replaced with someone who isn't ♥♥♥♥ing stupid.