Nintendo, please, for the love of mashpotato samurai, release sword autism online: no game no lyfe for the ps4. I loved other games from the manga, like Goat Simulator, and i think it's worth every japanese dollar you have. please no copy pasterino.

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What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about my waveshine, you little casual? I’ll have you know I was rated top of my region in the Anthers Ladder, and I’ve been involved in numerous spikes on scrubs, and I have over 300 confirmed gimps. I am trained in Project M warfare and I’m the top reader in the entire EVO scene. You are nothing to me but just another scrub. I will knock you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this stage, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ player inputs. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me at PAX east? Think again, lucario picker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nintendo hackers across the world and your matchmaking's being manipulated right now so you better prepare for the JV3, maggot. The JV3 that wipes out every hope for a professional tournament you had. It's game, kid. Pack it up. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can combo you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with no customs. Not only am I extensively trained in falcon combat, but I have access to the top tier fox comboes and I will use them to their full extent to hype the crowd as you get destroyed, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what DESTRUCTION your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will disrespect all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gawn, kiddo.

The year is 20XX. Eeveryone thinks this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme is funny. The competitive scene is no longer competitive since you can only understand "HANDS OFF MY PREY" and "COME ON" in every tourney every game, this furry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is never over. God help us now.

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Rocket League is S T U P I D

Oh my god dude did you see that goalkeep long-off-the-wall-into-freestyle-mixup-mindgame-BM-disrespect goal? i'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good at rocket league oh god oh wow hnnggg i could ♥♥♥ on the spot from how good i am.

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Dude, listen, my mom is an independant, reasonable adult. She can decide who to have sex with by herself. So if you really claim to have sex with her, you could go ahead and show the skills that made her decide you were a suitable partner to copulate with. However though, i'd like to present a theory in which you lack any charm necessary for that, which would perfectly allign with your lack of skill at trash talking.

I sexually Identify as Fujiwara no Mokou. Ever since I was young I dreamed of being a phoenix tomboy and dropping「Sudden Fujiwara Volcano」's on disgusting main characters. People say to me that a boy being an immortal ficticional tomboy is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m cool as ♥♥♥♥. I’m having a plastic surgeon give me Hourai Elixir, teach me 1300 years of hermit-tier spells, and flying perks. From now on I want you guys to call me “Moko” and respect my right to guide humans off of the cursed bamboo forest. If you can’t accept me you’re a phoenixphobe and need to check your birb privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.