It was decent. 6/10 Would trade first born.

EDIT:

After years of strenuous gameplay, finding out all the secrets Mr. Floppy Ear has to offer. I have found the key to unlocking the mountain. It is actually crazy how easy it was, and I missed it all this time!

First you find the bird. You tell that bird that you don't want any funny business. The bird, of course, gives you funny business. After you wring his neck out, use his corpse to mindlessly attack anyone that gets near you, continue on your way to the mountain. Reach the mountain with no less than $50,000 in cash to bribe the ostrich. Kill the Ostrich and use his beak as a necklace. Once this is done retrieve the cash and use it to cook the Ostrich. Consuming the Ostrich meat will make you strong bear, and allow you to finally become king of the mountain.


Still 6/10