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See that holy smoke over there? Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation. Well...it all started in the summer of ♥♥♥♥ OFF ♥♥♥♥♥♥! I don't come into your shed and start question ♥♥♥♥ like, "Oh, why is there pig blood on the wall?" ♥♥♥♥ you. You get in line like all the rest who want to talk. And no that's female discharge.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I saw Lady Galbitrix at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.
... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get ready.

I USED TO LOVE KICKING THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE ♥♥♥♥ LIKE YOU BACK IN COLLEGE. I HAVE A QUESTION THOUGH HAVE YOU EVER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ A "GIRL" THAT WAS UNDER 200 POUNDS. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ BOY SOFTWARE GEEK THAT YOU SUCK OFF UNDER YOUR CUBICLE. I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD WRITE THIS EMAIL YOU MIGHT HAVE YOUR POSSE OF KLINGON WARRIORS SHOOT INVISIBLE LASERS AT ME. BY THE WAY DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE THIS SITE. SHE'S NOT GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE STAR TREK CONVENTION NEXT YEAR IN DENVER IF YOU KEEP THIS UP YOUNG MAN. WELL IT WAS NICE EMAILING YOU. KEEP SUCKING ♥♥♥♥ MAYBE SOME DAY YOUR DAD WILL ACTUALLY PAY YOU FOR IT.

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

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-REP, all he wants to do is take it in the ass and never wants to talk about my feelings

Pixel piracy playing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. -rep for playing that ♥♥♥♥ game.

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-Rep Stole my Unusual Rectal Examiner

Verbally harassed me in a CS:GO lobby.

#sunday

+rep good trader!

absolutely fantastic grenade spamming mofos

Great times XD also lets not forget the dreaded

A complimentary list of our greatest moments along with roy.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SWIMMIN'
MICROSOFT POINTS!
THE KUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!
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And my personal favorite:
TROLLING THE SERVER WITH MUUUUUSSSSIIIIIC

Good man, good friend :D

GO ONLINEEEEEEEEE

+rep good dealz

Y u no get online D:

Got the Pith Helmet fo you :3

wow, thanks bro

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