Sies!

-rep Thought we were linking up for a CS LAN party but when I got to his house he made me take him to Home Affairs so he could renew his drivers license. After standing in queues for 5 hours we got back to his place and he said he was too tired to play and told me to go home.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go.

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sorry dude i didnt think that will ban you boet

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