See what we have here is a little pup who thinks he can mess with a big dog. He doesn't understand the power of my bite, maybe he needs to learn...

So I was doing pushups as usal, but I tried to from my max 10 to 20 and then after I got to 19, my legs started shaking and I nutted.
I dont know why and how..

I’m a 13 year old atheist and it’s funny seeing the ‘minds’ in twitch chat entertained by a children’s videogame lmao. Whenever you idiots “ Pog-Champ” or “ Omega-Lul”, I am studying the works of Plato, Sun Tzu, Richard and Mortimer etc. and expanding my knowledge.

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

So basically I'm doin my thing right watchin hentai, mankitsu happening, and I'm at the scene where rei is like behind the counter right so you already know I'm boutta bust, but then my dad opens the door, and it
feels like I enter slow motion time. The world seems to pause as I reach over grabbing my blanket, rapidly pulling it over myself as fast as I can to cover up what's
happening. I was worried my dad would see as the door continued to open, but I'm speedy as ♥♥♥♥ so I whipped the blanket over my ♥♥♥♥ before he could see….. he then
tells me my grandmother has stage four cancer, all While I'm still going under the blanket. He then notices and asks what I'm doing I said "you walked in at the
wrong time". He realizes what's going on and leaves ASAP. Biggest load I've nut in a long time 10/10, but now I'm worried my dad thinks I busted to the news that my grandma had cancer, and he doesn't talk to me normally anymore, what should I do?

Deez nutz lmao