I eat roasts I find in barrels AND IT MAKES ME HEALTHIER. I once beat up a guy and gained his eponymous character ability. I built my cat into the shell of a roomba and made it attack my hedgehog. I got stuck in a pipe while on mushrooms. I'm still practising the hadoken AND I'M MAKING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PROGRESS. I voted HAGGAR. I lived and worked in Mute City. I did Work for the Dole at an Umbrella subsidiary, they have great coffee. When I get infected I become a tank. I can and have communicated with others in whistles and farts. I've ventured into South Town. I believe 2012 heralds the coming of LAVOS. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ allergic to Phoenix Down. Shang Tsung turns into me and does ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ just to get me in trouble, I swear. I've studied Shellcore and Janken, black belt in both. I DON'T PLAY VIDEOGAMES, I AM VIDEOGAMES.