My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA.

Yeezy, Yeezy, what's good?
It's your boy Max B, what's going on?
Just checking in on you
Appreciate the love and support
The wave is here
You a wavey dude anyway, so you already know
Ain't no problem, man, the game...
You already know how this game thing goes
Do your wave,
You got the official wave, man
Just, just doing you...
Doing you, doing your wave
And keep it loopy, I know you're going to keep it loopy man
Shoutout, just shout you out
Hollering at you, man, it's all love
I appreciate the... the energy
And we here, hit the town, we do something big
We gon' make a big tsunami up in this joint
You already know what it is, ahh
Silver Surfer, Silver Surfer in the flesh
Silver Surfer in the flesh
Max Biggaveli shout to Yeezy
What's good, I see you
It's love, appreciate it
It's honor, appreciate it
Oww, wavey, baby, yeah

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

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Hola, me parecio muy bueno tu perfil, pero algo en su redaccion y estetica me generaba una sensacion rara. Para ponerte un poco en contexto, yo soy ingeniero naval con un posgrado en sexologia, asi que analicé tu perfil, le di vueltas a la cuestión un buen rato, y por fin llegué a una conclusión: Eres un homosexual reprimido. Seguramente mi diagnostico no te sorprenda, pero sentis mucha verguenza por tus deseos. Para tu tranquilidad, quiero que sepas que ser homosexual no tiene nada malo, y hoy en dia, la sociedad acepta e integra a la gente como tu. Te recomiendo que charles esta situacion con tus seres queridos, y finalmente salgas del closet para vivir una vida plena.
Espero haber sido de ayuda.
Saludos, y no dudes en consultarme

NO SMOKING!