Recent reviews by black farts matter

my friends dont listen to me

kinda stupid but that makes it fun, play with friends.

If I'll be honest this game didn't live up to my expectations, the story is pretty boring and the chararacters are forgettable. The open world is relatively fun, however it is not deep enough for you to play it hours on end (assuming the game doesn't crash). I find myself booting up just cause 2 only to find that after 1-2 hours I am simply bored and feel as though I've done all there is to do (This is coming from someone who can sit down and played a single game for well over 10 hours in one sitting). This game is fun but will eventually reach a stage where it becomes repetitive and you'll begin to lose interest. If I where you I'd buy it when it's on sale as the price is usually dropped by up to 75%. I'd give this a 3 out of 5 stars

A kickass, gory first person shooter. There's not much to say about DOOM that you haven't already heard. It's fast paced and provides the player with an arsenal of weapons that are both exciting and balanced. The storyline is fairly basic, but for a basic storyline it's fairly interesting, to learn more about it you'll have to do a bit of reading. The combat is run and gun, there is no taking cover in this game, and you can rule out the "hide from enemies while your health bar slowly refills" nonsense too. The game also features a multiplayer mode which is fairly standard, and a map maker/editor that you can get a couple hours out of if you're open minded and have the patience to learn the relativley user friendly controls. This game will appeal to most fans of the fps genre and is definitely wort it's full price, however those of you who are skeptical can wait for it go on sale and pick it up for $15-$20

Fans of Dishonored will most likely enjoy this game, the story is semi-interesting if you manage to understand it. A good selection of guns with all of them balanced and fun to use, you'll get a solid 12-15 hours out of one play through if you don't rush it. Gameplay itself is exciting and the graphics are pretty nice, enjoyed the art style as well as the variety of locations. A fun game with some cool mechanics, 8/10. Pick it up when it's on sale unless you are really keen to play it.

A solid military shooter, story is nothing groundbreaking and the final boss fight was a little underwhelming (Finished it in about 2 minutes). But the shooting mechanics are good and the levels are well designed, you'll be run-and-gunning through most of the levels, however a stealthier approach will be enforced on a few occasions. Don't pick it up for an amazing story, but rather, a ton of fun. [I'd advise picking this up when it's on sale]

I think Batman's superpower is being able to punch people in the head, break multiple bones, drop people onto their heads when they're 2 metres above the ground, throw razer sharp metal at heads and blow up concrete surfaces ontop of people without killing a single person

There's just something about this game that causes it to never go stale. The open world feels alive and there is a story around every corner, the combat feels smooth and rhythmic, and the amount of quests and collectables keeps you searching for a long time. A killer story and great voice acting too, this game is a staple in every gamers library, batman lover or not.

I could have bought a real hat with the money i spent