I have no idea who you are and how I got to your profile, but I'm letting you know that I farted so hard right now, I nearly ♥♥♥♥ myself. I feel like you need to know that.

my penis can't do that. he can't play like the other penises can. i was inspired by that phrase in rudoulph the red nosed reindeer and he could not join in the reindeer games. cause he's a loser. just like my penis.

congrats on being added to the sex offender registry. join the club!

sorry wrong person

i want to stick my penis inside of you

average swedish name: mohammed

i said this to you 9 months ago but it was so good i had to say it again