Fyre
Shawn   New York, United States
 
 
Rest In Peace Brian/BrianTheAlien 07•09•02 - 09•10•21

Read my "Rules For Adding Me" section under my "Q/A" section BEFORE YOU ADD ME
COMMENT WHY YOU ARE ADDING ME. IF YOU DO NOT COMMENT, YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED
"I'm on the wrong side of heaven, and the righteous side of hell" - FFDP
"Praise God for everyone that made it out of the dark like caveman" - MGK


About Me
Profile Achievements:

- Corpse Husband/Corpse signed - 4/8/17
- 5 years of service - 7/18/19
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Rules for adding me:

1. *****MOST IMPORTANT***** I do NOT tolerate any racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other form of discrimination. My profile is a safe space for everyone.
2. Leave a comment before adding me, unless I know you from C3, PixelLabs, NTF, or KG.
3. Must be Steam Level 10+, if I add you and you are under that, consider yourself lucky.
4. I will NOT add you until you comment on why you added me to your friends list.
5. If you are adding me for CS:GO skins, go somewhere else, I am a *collector*, not a trader, I retired from that and get skins in different ways, such as buying, or unboxing.
6. Nothing is for sale.
7. Begging for me to give you an item will result in you being blocked.
8. Failure to abide by rules 1, and 3 will result in a declined request.
9. If it has anything to do with C3, comment on my profile and then we will discuss, if it's PL:RP, consult me in-game or on Forums.

There, now that that's out of the way, let me reiterate one thing.

I DO NOT TRADE, I RETIRED FROM THAT, I NOW COLLECT SKINS THROUGH DIFFERENT METHODS, ATTEMPTING TO BEG ME INTO GIVING YOU SKINS WILL RESULT IN YOU BEING BLOCKED
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Hall of Stupid/Hilarious Quotes & Moments:

"WHO PUT THEIR PENIS IN MY PRETZELS?" - Fyre (2017)

"That's kinda hot" - Fyre (2017)

*PUNCHES WALL* "WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RETARDED ASS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!?!?!?" - Fyre (2017)

"I think Imma dye my hair cotton candy color" "IT'S JUST A PHASE, MOM" - Fyre (2017)

"DID SOMEONE SAY NEKOPARA?" - James Newman (2017)

*Runs out of ammo in Rifle* *Switches to Sidearm* *Runs out of ammo in Sidearm* *Starts reloading* *Enemy with Rifle comes out of nowhere* *Switches to knife and starts rushing* "♥♥♥♥ ME RAW" *Dies* "Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft" - Fyre (2017)

*Dies* "Wat" - Fyre (2017)

*Playing GTA V* *Sees Luxor falling from sky* "♥♥♥♥, WE'RE GOING DOWN. ♥♥♥♥!!" *Crashes, Pilot dies* - Dylan (My cousin) (2015-16)

*Playing Gears of War* *Dies in idiotic way* *JAMS CONTROLLER INTO TV* *TV shatters* "Well ♥♥♥♥" - Fyre (2013) *DISCLAIMER: Same thing happened while playing CoD: Ghosts a couple years later*

(Global) [C3] Sourlemon: all ur bank r belong to me - Sourlemon (2017)



*MORE COMING SOON*
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Ronin 26 Mar @ 3:12pm 
gotta update ur profile achievement, 10 years now ;)
Liongem911 26 Feb, 2019 @ 7:03pm 
Hello C3 can I add ya?
voucher 6 Feb, 2018 @ 6:29pm 
Added from C3
Jesse 22 Dec, 2017 @ 10:01pm 
add me ♥♥♥♥♥
BorpBorp 22 Dec, 2017 @ 9:11am 
1 man 1 jar
Mikhail Gorbachev 17 Oct, 2017 @ 12:38pm 
1
MAN: (ON RADIO)
Look alive.
Contact appears to be heading
315 miles.
Speed 430, Angels.
Approximately 2,000.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
What's taking this guy so long?
Is he really as good as they say he is?
No. Better.
Oh, yeah!
Whoa! Who was that?
Why, hello, ladies.
Are you ready to lose?
Last one to the water tower
buys a round of fuel.
Tell you what,
I'll give you guys a head start.
- You're going to need it.
- Later, loser.
One one-thousand, two one...
Oh, that's enough.
See ya, suckers!
Eat my...
- Dusty! (COUGHING)
- Oh! Aw...
(DUSTY GROANS)
Pay attention.
You're daydreaming again.
Me? No, no, no! No.
Okay, yes.
But, you know, come on, Leadbottom.
Really? How hard is this?
Fly straight, turn around.
Fly straight, turn around.
Are you disrespecting
the sweet science of aerial application?
Look, I am more than just a crop duster.
Don't go flap-jawing
about that Flings Around the Planet
air racing nonsense again.
DUSTY: Excuse me, it is called
the Wings Around the Globe Rally.