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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:00am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:33pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:26am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 3:58am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 3:58am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:09am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:16am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 12:32am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:34pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:23am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:37pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:09am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:52am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:49am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:06am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 4:02am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 1:25am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:32am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:34am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:30am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:39pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:39pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 12:44am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:42am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:44am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:32am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:22am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:20am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:20am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:42am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:03am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 10:06am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 11:59am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:06pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:58am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:51am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:46am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:24am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:17am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:24am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:24am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:54am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:55am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:56am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:58am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:03am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:42pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:34pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 1:25am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:24am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 1:28am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:06pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:11am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:30am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:25am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:21am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:43pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 11:20am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:46am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:31am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:15am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:30am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:50am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:34am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:54am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:55am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:54am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:59am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:32am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:44am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:44am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:44am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:05am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:06am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 11:44pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:57pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:57pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:57pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:44pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:57pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 10:36am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:44pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:08pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:58am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:29am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:51am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:31am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:08am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:41pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:20am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:24am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:32am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:34am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:28am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:07am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:32am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:25am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:25am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:31am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:29am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:39am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 2:12am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 12:13am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:45pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:45pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:25am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:49am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:49am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:20am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:20am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 8:15am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:41pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:38am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:31am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:32am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:34am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:44am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:30am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:41am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:34pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 1:25am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:41am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:30am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:26am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:02pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:53am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:32am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:30am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:45pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:52am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 2:12pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:20am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:30am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:42am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:58am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:38am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:46pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:02am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:30am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:23am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 8:15am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 5:46pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 9:09am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 11:50am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:46pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:46pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:46pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:46pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 1:20am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:38am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 10:16am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:12am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 4:02am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:34am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:29am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:37am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:41am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 10:17am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 8:15am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 9:09am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 4:09pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:07am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:31am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:48am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 1:06am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:07am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:51am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:55am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:08am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:41am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 4:03am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:59am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:47pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:41am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:32am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:30am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:47pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:15pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 10:04am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 8:56am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:47pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:34pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:40pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:40pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 1:34pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:59am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:42pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:43pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:43pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:44pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:29pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:45pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:46pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:46pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:15pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 3:58am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:00am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:23am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:32am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:31am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 8:15am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:20am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:48pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:30am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:41am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:31pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 2:48pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 6:58pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 9:55am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:14am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:28pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:31pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:31pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:30pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:30pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 11:54am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:12am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 11:10pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:30pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:30pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 5:46pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:48pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:44pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:30pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:30pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:30pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:18pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:14am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:48pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:31pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 1:20am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:31pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:31pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:35pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:58am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:39am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:30pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:30pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:31pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:31pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:09am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:31pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:56pm