frmg4's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 8:52am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 8:55pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 8:45pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 8:43pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 9:29pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 9:41pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 4:19pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 9:36pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 8:43pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 9:43am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2015 @ 5:23pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2015 @ 9:08am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 9:10pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 3:58pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 8:22pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 9:30am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 8:00pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 9:30pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 9:09am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 9:31pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 8:03pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 3:22pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 9:01pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 9:11pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 9:15am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 8:50am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 2:39pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 9:00am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2015 @ 9:10am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 8:46pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 8:52am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 8:31pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 9:02pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 9:28pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 9:44am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 9:14pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2015 @ 5:24pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 8:15pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 10:04pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2015 @ 7:51pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 10:18pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 28 May, 2015 @ 10:04am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2015 @ 7:51pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

24 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

8 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

13 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

16 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

10 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

15 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,015 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

12 / 30