Hey bro! Add me pls - Oliver

I'm getting a little bit tired reaching out to you! I miss your supple manly touch, feelings those nice warm grippers touch my body gives me a feeling of euphoria that I just don't quite understand. Strong manly hands, yet so gentle and soft. I hope to be able to reunite with you once again ♥♥♥ - ★★★Jacob۩★★★

Hey bro! Add me pls - ★★★Jacob۩★★★ - Johnfart1

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Hey bro! Add me pls

You me, gas station what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course UH OH, there was a roofie in our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in the sewer surrounded by fish, horny fish. Yk what that means, F IS H. The stench drove us to a bear what are we gonna do? We gonna fight it ofc. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED?!? OH YES PLEASE, we befriend the bear after we beat in a brawl then we ride it in a chuck e cheese, dance dance revolution, revolution? Overthrow the government? UH I THINK SO?!? I was reincarnated as Jesus CRIST, then I turn into a jet, drive into the sun. B L A C K O U T again. Waked up, do a bump WHITE OUT, which i didn't know you can do, then I smoked a joint, g r e e n e d o u t, then I turn INTO the S U N. UH OH looks like the meth is kicking in gughgjghgushajajendkasja aheh eh uh eh u- AAAA -eh

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-rep tried to steal my KNIFE

-rep tried to scam me for my bunny mask

-rep BAD TRADER

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

merry christmas alan!!!!!

alan but browner and straighter

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🎄Merry christmas alan!!!!!!!🎁

🎃happy halloween alan!🎃

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The strongest character in video games is Steve from Minecraft. Steve has a total of 9*4 slots of inventory, with each slot carrying a stack (64) of blocks maximum. Assuming that 1m cube of concrete is 2.5 tonnes, Steve can carry 5760 tonnes wish no issues running and jumping normally! That's much heavier than a Tokyo tower!!!

Steve is really the strongest video game character after all.

Uhh, uhh, you profile has been ransacked by piRatEs

Hello Friend I am here to submit a job application-

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Please contact me and let me know if I got the job. I do belive I dont need an interview.

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Cheers

Greetings travelers! Welcome to my profile!

Age: 18

IQ: 187

Favourite video game: every Total War game (strategy games)

Favourite music: Everything that isn't mainstream

Favourite meme: Chemistry Cat

Favourite TV show: Rick and Morty

Debate winning record: 81-0 (Most recent was my chemistry professor)

Don't add me if you play low IQ games like TF2, Civilization, CS. I despise people who have IQ lower than 165 which I believe is the required amount of IQ to play strategy games. Also if you just want to talk you must prove that you are in fact an intellectual. I don't share my knowledge with just anyone! You must be worthy :)

If you are triggered because of my superior intelligence, put your comment down below so I can have a laugh at them someday.

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Hello , this is the owner of HentaiHaven.org We are currently making a catalog with anime babes inside to sell to our veiwers. Would you be interested in sketching one for us? We understand that you are a huge fan of our website and have over 3000 hours watchtime! We would love it if you could draw us an 11 year old girl called Natsuki! We have also seen your artwork of Earth Chan hentai comics and we loved it! We can give you a free Premium account on our website and throw in a little extra episode for you ;). Dont miss out on this Amazing Deal!

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-Rep After a good game in roblox, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great roblox and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a roblox lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

wow dude ur from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lithuania?? kill urself u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nonwhite I wish hitler was still alive he would've been my dad because im nordic :)

I m n ot a trap ♥♥♥ ger

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TRAPS ARE NOT GAY ♥♥♥♥♥

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damn she was ridin and she started fartin💨💨 i was like what the ♥♥♥♥ is you fartin? 😳😨😷 she said naw ♥♥♥♥♥ why u lyin 🤐😵😬 then i see drops cummin out her ass😵😷💩 damn she farted on my ♥♥♥♥💨🍆😷😵 damn then she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😵💩💩😏 damn thats a combo 💯💯😂😩 killin ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ call me rambo 😎😏😤👌🏻💯💦 ♥♥♥♥♥ nasty why she ♥♥♥♥ up on my ♥♥♥♥😤😫😲😷🔫 ♥♥♥♥♥ nasty what a nasty clit😷😫🌰🌚💥 damn now i got a nasy ♥♥♥♥😫💩😤😤🍆 damn 😷🔫 ♥♥♥♥♥ was ridin and she farted 💨😲😷😩 came to the party and she lookin good 👌🏻💯🌚😎😏 got to the room and she lookin good 😩💦👅😏💦 she pulled down her pants and i was like UUGH 😫🔫😂😷😷😲💥 damn you ugly🌚😲😷 damn that ♥♥♥♥♥ was ugly 😳😵😨🔫 all i seen was her from behind 😨😏😩👌🏻💦💦

damn she was ridin and she started fartin💨💨 i was like what the ♥♥♥♥ is you fartin? 😳😨😷 she said naw ♥♥♥♥♥ why u lyin 🤐😵😬 then i see drops cummin out her ass😵😷💩 damn she farted on my ♥♥♥♥💨🍆😷😵 damn then she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😵💩💩😏 damn thats a combo 💯💯😂😩 killin ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ call me rambo 😎😏😤👌🏻💯💦 ♥♥♥♥♥ nasty why she ♥♥♥♥ up on my ♥♥♥♥😤😫😲😷🔫 ♥♥♥♥♥ nasty what a nasty clit😷😫🌰🌚💥 damn now i got a nasy ♥♥♥♥😫💩😤😤🍆 damn 😷🔫 ♥♥♥♥♥ was ridin and she farted 💨😲😷😩 came to the party and she lookin good 👌🏻💯🌚😎😏 got to the room and she lookin good 😩💦👅😏💦 she pulled down her pants and i was like UUGH 😫🔫😂😷😷😲💥 damn you ugly🌚😲😷 damn that ♥♥♥♥♥ was ugly 😳😵😨🔫 all i seen was her from behind 😨😏😩👌🏻💦💦

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RS ♥♥♥♥♥ slayer and a total lad

The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying.

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