Always dank, no coward

If you think you're bad, just remember, it's garbage can, not garbage cannot!

KONICHIWA! WATASHI WA NAMAE WA ROSETTA-CHAN DESU! KYOU WATASHI WA WILL TEACH YOU SUGOI NIPPONESE DESU!

Tits are life, ass is hometown

Girl: Baby...
Boy: Yeah?!
Girl: I... I...
Boy: You what??
Girl: I... I L... Lo...
Boy: ....You Love me?
Girl: I Lo.... Lo... Lo.... Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku.