100 rakes
100 spades
100 seed dibbers
100 pairs of secateurs or magic secateurs
100 gardening trowels
1 watering can (any amount) or Gricoller's can
1 bottomless compost bucket
1,000 plant cures
1,000 empty buckets
1,000 buckets of compost
1,000 buckets of supercompost
1,000 buckets of ultracompost

That's the ♥♥♥♥ I carry in my back pocket.