[ALL] ● bgmx‎: gg nice seeing you drass and slickeez
Player Drass left the game (Shutting down game.)

dont listen to pro smyrfy, listen to fake pro nima, see how far you get

you're telling me that a car that has modified camshafts modified Pistons modified ignition wires everything is modified weight reducted has no back seat in it has a roll bar in it all it has is a driver seat you're telling me that this car is going to get beat that has 600 plus horsepower is going to be beat by your 4000 pound Cadillac come on think reality on this

I've known this man since I was a child. I always admired him, and would try my best to be just like him. I thought maybe I could be as cool as he was. It started off by talking like him, or wearing the same clothes. I started eating exactly what he ate, exactly when he ate it. One day, he said he had to go use the restroom. I followed him into the bathroom, sweat on my brow. This would be the day. I would perfectly imitate this man's every move. Every twitch. Every single drop of urine would be matched by my own. He stood there, a beautiful golden stream flowing into the porcelain bowl. I was so jealous. I went to the urinal right next to him. I got ready. My breathing was rapid. My heart was pounding in my chest. I pushed so hard, trying to match his wonderful stream. I was almost there. And then, it happened.

- thud -

We both heard it. He looked at me. And I looked at him. We knew what had happened.

"Uh oh", I said to him.

"Stinky."

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was vegan. Don't trust this guy.

these player have porcupine straegty