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Total play time: 102 minutes
Total queue time: 102 minutes
Queue Simulator 2015
Not enough queueing 6/10

Edit:Finally got into the game, after waiting for 29mins the second time. They still need to work on their server capacity... you spend more time in queue than actually playing the game.

How to cook Ramen like a Gourmet Ramen Chef

Ingredients
1 (3 ounce) package ramen noodles (I use Chicken for this)
1 egg
soy sauce
chives (optional)

Directions
Follow the directions for regular Ramen. Bring water to a boil, add noodles and turn down heat.

Now here comes the fun part. Beat an egg with a fork in a seperate bowl.

As the noodles are cooking Slowly pour the egg into the mix like you would if you were making regular egg drop.

Stir it up. CRUCIAL STEP.

When noodles are done cooking add seasoning packet, a little soysauce and garnish with chives.

Congrats, you're officially a gourmet Ramen chef. Here have a biscuit.

Bon Appétit....

What do you mean I'm here to review this game? Well.. in that case, stop wasting your money on ramen noodles and buy this game, fatass.

Met Cotter the Potato ♥♥♥♥♥♥.


10/10 would meet potato ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ again

Friendship-ending weapon is what you seek?
Bad Rats is what I have to offer.

You need to get rid of your cat, but don't know how?
I am now a professional cat killing machine, all thanks to this baby.

Searching for a flawless game with unique game mechanics and execution?
Look no further, for this maserpiece has it all.


P.S : Side-effects include: Having the urge to kill yourself, throw your computer out the window, and positively review it just to bait others and watch them suffer.

10/10 voted for 'THE MECHANICS SO FLAWLESS. WOW"

Amazing storyline
Great ending
Great voice acting
+ you have the chance to rip somebody's head off and smoke in nearly every situation 10/10.

Yet another great series by Telltale.