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You definitely can't stop the peanuts outright. They'll take that personally. You can, however, change the rules. Like, every day or every other day at the same time, in the same place, for five minutes only, every crow that shows up gets one peanut.

If they're leaving items to "trade" (as opposed to showing up to receive peanuts directly), swap items for peanuts at a specific time. Ignore demands for attention or early peanuts.

I would recommend accompanying Peanut Time with an obvious visual indicator, something that other people will not have, like a neon frisbee cut in half or an extremely unique hat. This way they won't harass you every time you're outdoors, but you also avoid the risk of other people with that item in the area being harassed.

Peanut Time is Peanut Time. And no other time or place or person has Peanut Time, and Peanut Time is organized and has rules. Good luck.

Habibi, you dropped this

Hear me out, what if we had claws? Like imagine the Karens at Walmart staring in shock as we casually slash open a family size bag of doritos with our razor sharp claws. Then the kids would be like "ooo cool claws mister" and the Karen's would be like "Oh no! He's using his claws to open bags of chips!" Then we'd just smirk and do a cool catwalk away. The Karens would be speechless and the kids would be cheering us on.

Try not to break it now.. hell.. who am I tryin to fool???

guh