i'm a cat who loves to snooze


It's lack of pu$$y that fu-c.ks countries up. Lack of pu$$y is the root f-uc.king cause of all global instability. If more hajis were getting quality pu$$y, there'd be no reason for us to come over here and fu.c-k 'em up like this! Cause a nut-bustin' haji is a happy haji.

Look, if Saddam invested more in the pu$$y infrastructure of Iraq than he did on his f-u.ckin' ♥♥♥-ass army, then this country would be no more fu.cked up than, say, Mexico.


People have been fightin' over this b-itc.h since ancient times, dog. How many graves we standing on? Think about all the wisdom and science and money and civilization it took to build these machines; and the courage of all the men who came here; and the love of their wives and children that was in their hearts. And all that hate, dog. All the hate it took to blow these mother-f-uc.kers away. It's destiny, dog - white man's gotta rule the world.