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loom weaves flowers and leaves.
-- Ada Augusta, Countess of Lovelace, the first programmer
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Mulder: I don't trust them. I WANT to trust YOU (Scully).
"The X-Files: Ice"
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If God had a beard, he'd be a UNIX programmer.
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Doctor: Mr. Griffin I'm saying you're fine.
Peter: Now what? Are you coming on to me?
Lois: Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you you're healthy.
Doctor: ...Can't it be both?
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Listen, you big, stupid space-creature. Nobody, but nobody, eats the
Simpsons!
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror
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Marry in haste and everyone starts counting the months.
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Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the
world has ever seen.
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