"i just watched neon genesis evangelion!" I cry as the prison guards wrestle me into the lethal injection chamber. "and there's this character named shinji ikari" they push me into the chair and hold the cold steel of the needle to my neck. "and he's based!" a dull burning sensation as the syringe cuts into my skin "he's a redpilled zoomer doomer sigma" it pierces a vein. the plunger is pressed and the lethal drugs enter my bloodstream. "a-a-an-and". an overwhelming cold overruns my nervous system. my vision dims. I sputter "and he just like me fr" with the last of my breath before i embrace my demise.

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My life dream? Purchase a private island, get so FLIPPIN' (i don't swear,) ripped that i can bend STEEL BEAMS with just one white can of monster energy and 200mg of benadryl (daily dose), and start constructing INDESCRIBABLE STRUCTURES across the island just to mess with future archaeologists