Detective Chops
Ham Don
Isle of Man
A garnish, then a drizzle
Oh how the mustard relish sizzles
A dollop of sauce
Then straight to your fork
Indulge in the crisp
For those are my tits
Make your sandwich triple
For you have gorged on my nipple

Please enjoy, I've made it for you
Oh there's plenty to go around
Ring the dinner bell for twenty-two!
Kindly say grace, my skin has been browned.

Feel free to slice the swine
Under a delicate blade my tender meat goes
Crazy thoughts emerge coalescing my taste with wine
Kinky is the flourished flavour that grows

On a char stained hot plate my heavy carcass is thrown
Finding the right words to conjugate
For the oil sizzles my throat

Crisp and tender are the rightous words to use
How is math that hard? I count to one, then two
A tertiary learning environment simple skills is what I seek
Ringing my janitor bell is my job while you leak
Longing for the butcher shop, a place where i belong
I would be happy to embellish in your favourite sizzle song!
Even when the sun goes down, your stomach sleeps with Don.
A garnish, then a drizzle
Oh how the mustard relish sizzles
A dollop of sauce
Then straight to your fork
Indulge in the crisp
For those are my tits
Make your sandwich triple
For you have gorged on my nipple

Please enjoy, I've made it for you
Oh there's plenty to go around
Ring the dinner bell for twenty-two!
Kindly say grace, my skin has been browned.

Feel free to slice the swine
Under a delicate blade my tender meat goes
Crazy thoughts emerge coalescing my taste with wine
Kinky is the flourished flavour that grows

On a char stained hot plate my heavy carcass is thrown
Finding the right words to conjugate
For the oil sizzles my throat

Crisp and tender are the rightous words to use
How is math that hard? I count to one, then two
A tertiary learning environment simple skills is what I seek
Ringing my janitor bell is my job while you leak
Longing for the butcher shop, a place where i belong
I would be happy to embellish in your favourite sizzle song!
Even when the sun goes down, your stomach sleeps with Don.
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The radio is pure schitzo garbage and now the voices in my head grow louder for Katie, as she perished 2 moons ago. I remember her soft, delicate hand rubbing along my neck and cheek, as I attempted to sleep on the Jizz-filled mattress Bruno (The Sacha Baron Cohen one) had left me the night before. I felt shameful and egregious sexual pleasure, as her giant alien-like eyes penetrated my exhausted soul. "I've always cared for you since I succed you off under the football bleachers, nom sayin". I instinctively unflexed my entire body, as my being went into a total moment of temporary ecstasy. My eyes, enshrouded by deathly dark circles of distinctive desperation, pierces valiantly into her strident, slutty, shameful soul. Ssssseathing sumptuously in snake juice, severing senile serventations of slippery slandering. Her slender stroke silently slithered saliently up my arm. My malnourished arm. Butt weight, she was only a moment ago applying her gentle feminine force around my invouluntarily shaking jawline. I just wanted to grasp her tender soul, not in any sensual way, just in the way you want to feel alive once again. Someone that breaks all your usual routines of sadness. Drinking, smoking, watching corn in my living room, that due to spacing constraints also serves as a bedroom, kitchen, and of course dining room. The last notification I received that wasn't some blood-succing company like UberEats, Snapchat or, surprisingly, google news articles about Drake fingering A Minor on the Top Floor of Gotham's finest crack den. My soul was withering away without my phone. I needed to check my notifications, scroll through some garbage, listen to some ♥♥♥♥, text anyone who's bothered by my nonsense.

Yeah, this might be my meltdown Post-Kanye Meltdown. I enjoy all his work. hey mama, aHHHHH!! I WANNA SCREAM SO LOUD FOR YOU
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Ghorgas 13 Απρ, 6:52 
+rep let's collaborate for victory💥
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+rep super sharp shooter
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nice 6k
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Elite move
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Congrats, bro!
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Let's get our game on!