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i will fart in your 没有共产党就没有新中国 Without the communist party there would be no new China 伟大领袖毛泽东 Great chairman Mao 台湾是中国 Taiwan is China 香港是中国 Hong Kong is China 新疆是中国 Xinjiang is China 西藏，内蒙古，澳门都是中国 Tibet, Inner Mongolia, Macau are all China 美国支持新疆恐怖分子和西藏独立运动 US funds terrorists in Xinjiang and Tibet