hi dad

-rep Doesn't bathe regularly

🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑

After my last lecture, I had to take a dump so I was like "No big deal, I'll just ♥♥♥♥ when I get back up to my room." But when I got back, my suitemate was taking a shower, so I was like "♥♥♥♥, I'll just go downstairs and use the public restroom and hope there's no one in it. So I waddled downstairs feeling like my bowels were about to burst, but as I walk into the restroom I see like 5 dudes so I'm like "Alright, ♥♥♥♥ it, I'll go over to the next residential hall and ♥♥♥♥ in their restroom. So I walk over there and I can literally feel the log splitting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and as I walk in, I see the telltale sign of the shoes under the stall door, so I know there's a dude in there but its too late for me to care.

I plop down on my porcelain throne and wait for him to go, but neither of us are moving. It's like the game Chicken, but who's gonna leave first so the other can ♥♥♥♥. I eventually just said "Alright, I've gone through hell and back just to take this ♥♥♥♥, so I'm just gonna let it rip. We can leave one at a time so neither of us have to see eachother's face, and we can leave it at that." And all I heard in response was a measly "ok" before I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ demolished the plumbing