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156.9 hrs on record (75.2 hrs at review time)
I'm doing my part to try and get this game out of mixed.
Posted 5 March, 2021.
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117.7 hrs on record (108.2 hrs at review time)
Very possibly one of the best games I've ever played subjectively. If you have the chance to get the game of the year edition absolutely do it.
Posted 26 January, 2020.
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1,152.8 hrs on record (151.1 hrs at review time)
They added a party system
Posted 9 March, 2018. Last edited 17 September, 2019.
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0.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
jsut got in game won't let me make an account or continue the story which I may need to finish to play online, but I wouldn't know because I can't even make an account.
Posted 14 July, 2017.
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2,504.0 hrs on record (593.2 hrs at review time)
I've played this game for 6 years with intermediate breaks and such.
So hear me out when I tell you, don't do it.
At one point I was ranked a top 100 with a specific character in ranked.
I really put my dues in, but ultimately the more you learn the more disappointed you're going to get.

edit:
Holy jesus I accidentally put 4x more hours into this game then at the time of the original review. I am now a shell of my former self. I have no feelings anymore. I am completely unable to connect with the outside world as it is now outside my realm of understanding.
Posted 14 June, 2016. Last edited 2 November, 2022.
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21.1 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
I bought this game because i thought if I got on the ground floor of it I would be rewarded and be able to look at it on oits compleation date with a sense of pride.

Ha, once again i have bamboozled myself

-Day 1-
Damn there's a lot of guns in all the screen shots. I should be able to find one.

-Day2-
This world is a cruel one, but through the power of stealth I can conquer it. Still no sight of guns.

-Day5-
Started a caravan of delivering boxes between two outposts to mkae money. Slightly grindy, yet interesting, bought myself a katana. There's no way for me to buy a gun.

-Day20-
Money to spare. Ho look at that creature of there. Larger than the standered leaper or howler, stronger too probobly, im going to try to sneak.

-Day20.1-
oh he's chasing me, well im sure that because he's bigger he's slower right?
No
Dives into the ground
Pops up in front of me
I slash him up with my trusty katana, the best melee wepon buyable, does nothing.
He looks at me,
I look at him,
He raises his arm,
I Pray he's not OP
GameLord "Let there be death upon this one"
He tripple strikes me for 1200 health instantly killing me and scattering my posessions to the wind


Lol never found a gun, never lost a gun, take that game overlord.
Posted 4 May, 2016.
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